Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-6594 (?)
- SCP-6594 is a causal loop anomaly centered around Doctor Graham Grisham's birthday. Every year on his birthday, Foundation staff are compelled to celebrate it with blue and white decorations and cake, and Doctor Grisham is always present to make a wish. However, if anyone attempts to acknowledge or celebrate his birthday before he makes his wish, they suffer anomalous effects, such as memory loss, confusion, or even dissolving into goo, which then causes the loop to reset with someone else experiencing the birthday. The containment involves a specialized chamber that effectively isolates the anomaly from affecting the wider Foundation.
- Nebraska Admiral (?)
- The article describes the "Nebraska Admiral" honor. It's an honorary title, not military, and has no duties or pay. It's bestowed by the Governor of Nebraska. The humor comes from Nebraska being a landlocked state with no navy. The Nebraska Admirals Association is a non-profit that promotes the state. The article is engaging and appropriate. I can summarize it.The Nebraska Admiral is the state of Nebraska's highest civic honor, an honorary title granted by the Governor of Nebraska to individuals who have contributed to the state or promote its "Good Life." It is not a military rank, carries no duties or pay, and its humorous name acknowledges that Nebraska is a landlocked state with no navy. Recipients can join the Nebraska Admirals Association, a non-profit organization dedicated to promoting Nebraska products, education, tourism, and supporting U.S. Navy ships named after Nebraska-related entities.